Overheards

Scene: My house. Me on the phone with my Mother.

Mom: You know that email you sent with the link on that piece you wrote?

Me: Yes….

Mom: Well, it just brought me to the main site. There were tons of them. I didn’t know which one was yours, none of them had a name to them.

Me: Oh. I thought I sent a link to my latest article. Just that one. Not to the main site. Hm….I could have sworn…well it was the book review, ‘Bright Lights, Big Ass’.

Mom: That one? Oh! I read that one! Well, that one was quite well written! I didn’t know you wrote that one!

Me: Thanks! (Mentally banging head down on table or other hard surface.)