Scene: TD and I are in the luxurious by public bathroom standards Wegman’s family bathroom stall.
TD: Momma, where is the baby in your tummy?
V: The baby is Dash Two and I had her at the hospital. She is not in my tummy anymore.
TD: I don’t have a baby in my tummy. You feed Dash Two with your big nipples?!!?
V: (cringing slightly) Yes…
TD: I have little nipples. I feed Dash Two with a bottle?
V: Yes, you do.
TD: Well, that just makes much more sense, Momma.
V: Completely.
I can just see this being reprinted in a future edition of Reader’s Digest.
I’VE ADDED YOU TO MY BLOGROLL. =D