Your Preschooler

When you are a new Mom and you see the school signs of the school your child is going to attend to, you feel super excited. Then you become a parent and you don't have much time for that what with the spit-up, the 18 wardrobe changes a day (one for you, 17 for baby) and pureed food splattering your walls like the latest crime scene from Dexter.  Months, years go by and you realize your inbox is still getting these sweet little updates. "This week your preschooler will love going outdoors and collecting leaves, acorns and pine cones.  Make a fun collage, take pictures and enjoy the fall weather..." Reality:  Hm... sounds fun.  Except we head outdoors and she has no interest in the leaves or acorns. She wants to rip down my neighbors decorative yard border and pick up all the worms on … [Read more...]

Oh Look! A Mommy Blog!

Because someone actually requested I post these....TA DA it's T.D. in all her uber-serious first hair cut glory.BEFORE Yes, that is a Red Sox cheerleader uniform. Suck it, I won the Spirit stick as a kid at Cheer Camp.DURINGIt is as if she is watching EVERY hair being cut. I think she made the stylist nervous with that steely gaze. Either that or she is barely breathing for fear that what the dog Lex told her about hair salons is actually true. "Kid, you go there, your hairs don't come back. They cut you kid, they cut you..."AFTER Aww, Porkchop got her hair 'did. Now I'm going to clean up the cuteness induced barf off the laptop. This is truly a Mommyblog. … [Read more...]