Overheard last night in my house. H: Did you hear? Lex has been banned from Chicago by Oprah. Me: What?! Chicago? Why? Did she make some disparaging remark about Obama? H: Well... apparently she was a guest on Oprah and she said some things she shouldn't have to Ms. Harpo Productions and then peed on her chair right on stage.Me: Seriously?! That's nuts! Oprah should know better than to have Lex on her show.H: I know. It's sad. Now Oprah has banned Lex from her show and all of Chicago.Me: Hm... Maybe Lex should think about getting in good with the beef industry now.*************************************************************************************Yes, from time to time H and I have these completely inane and ridiculous conversations about our dog, Lex's illicit and completely hellacious … [Read more...]
Summer Crap and a T-Rex Invasion!
You can tell it's a slow news day when...There are numerous stories not just about Paris Hilton's venture into the klink, but that her extensions were tightened before she went to the pokey. I'm scintillated with the thoughts.They are still talking about A-Rod and his blonde bimbo and their fantabulous elevator ride. Silly me thinking there was actually real baseball to be talked about during baseball season.The beaches are reported to be unsafe again this summer- Beware of the E.Coli on that pretty beach glass kiddies! For cripes sake people you can get E.Coli almost anywhere in this global hodge podge we call earth. Can't we just all watch 'Jaws' and think chummy thoughts?Here's a real newsflash people, T.D. isn't harboring spirits of long dead dictators in her tiny soul, she is just … [Read more...]