Eight Random Things

It's Friday and here are eight random things you may not know about me. Why eight? Because eight is the new ten.1. When my husband drives I grip the sides of the car. I make the "sseeekkkkhhh eek" noise all the time from the passenger seat. It drives him nuts. It drives me nuts! I grew up hearing my Mom do it and it drove me batty. Now I'm just like her....2. When I was 12 my idol was Barbara Bush. I had a veritable photo collage of her on my bedroom wall. George Bush, Dan Quayle, and Ronald Reagan adorned my locker. Dork much? I even packed their pics away in my cheer camp suitcase. Do I vote elephant today? Guess.3. I will not allow a box of tissues in my car. Fact: The corner of a tissue box in the back window once killed a person. At least that is what my drivers ed instructor told us. … [Read more...]

Thoughtless Thursday

Also known as my lazy self doesn't feel like working. So enjoy the randomness of this post.Overheard: My house last night-Me: Why is the water running? H: Because I want it to get cold... just like your heart.**********************************************************************Check out the new button in the sidebar linking to my Product Site. New Products up now!! Exciting developments are in the works- workout/dance DVDS, fun bags (get your mind out of the gutter you sleaze!), and more!Listen up! I was on Blog Talk Radio- hear my voice and Kristen's now! .And now for a little funny...When this first aired I literally laughed for an hour straight. I was oh, about, 15? I continue to use the last line dialogue in many of life's situations. … [Read more...]

Oh Geez….More Random Stuff

I don't know what is sadder hearing Hasselhoff's daughter in the background and knowing why she's doing this or the fate of that burger. See here for the burger chomping fest. While perusing the fine fruits of Trader Joe's the other day with T.D., who incidentally does not like to hold a bag of frozen peas for the entire shopping trip duration, a woman came up to us and said,"Oh! Oh she's real! I thought you had a doll in the front of your carriage!" Um... yeah, because I'm the crazy nut job who brings dolls to a store to stroll around and not the crazy nut job who just asks real people if their actual children are dolls. Is it bad that I spent part of Girls Night sipping vodka while others drank water? Another night where I eat the wholesome goodness of french fries, apple crisp and … [Read more...]

Random Fizzy Thoughts

I've had some random thoughts fizzing up to the surface of my brain over and over again the last few days. Maybe if I just throw them out there I can get rid of them.1. I wonder if my watching 'Step Up' on the DVD player in the kitchen will influence T.D. in a negative way or maybe just propel her into an early dance career.2. Will watching too much Felicity make her a neurotic kid?3. Dick Cheney has DVT (deep vein thrombosis). I think it's time to open up ol' Vader again and fix some of his spark plugs.4. Do the Koreans also wonder what is up with Kim Jong Il's hair?5. Um... I have some thoughts regarding a certain Vladimir P. If I type them will I be dead in 24 hours or less too?6. I'm scared now. I didn't mean them Vlad. I think you are smashing really I do.7. I am so fired up … [Read more...]