Scene: The dinner table. TD, The Comedian, H and myself are seated and The Fifth Element is on the floor playing with toys while we eat.
H: “We don’t hold knives over babies!” He says to The Comedian who is swinging her table knife* over the top of The Fifth Element’s head as she plays down below.
Especially not at the dinner table. It’s just bad manners.
*All knives used in the making of this post were dull and void. No babies were actually harmed in the making of this post.