Comedian Russell Brand once said that you can gloss over anything bad you have done if you preface the confession with, “To My Shame”. I’ve done this in the past.
To my shame, I once tweeted that I could not wait to see the movie, Jonah Hex. I blame it all on the fact that he was considered a 1970s anti-hero.
To my shame, I actually liked, no loved, the first Ghost Rider film.
To my shame, the candy fairy still exists in our house. She also devours cupcakes like a mofo.
To my shame, I told my kids that Santa gives us a secret parent-to-Santa phone number. If a child ever calls it they will never get presents again. Ever. And that children is how Santa knows what you want each year for Christmas. Now come give your liar of a mommy a kiss!
To my shame, I can fully admit that each of my kids was conceived under the influence. What that something might be I will never tell. Also, how many kids HAVEN’T been created this way?! This probably is not that shameful.
To my shame, I think Russell Brand, Jeremy Irons (as in, Claus von Bulow Jeremy Irons) and Aaron Paul, only when he’s tweaking, yo! are totally hot. I should have just taken this to my grave.
To my shame, I once got busy in Burger King bathroom.
Just kidding on that last one Mom. Now if you tell me where that line is from you’ll get a double high-five from me. I know! It’s the best part of your day.
Go ahead and share your shame!
Humpty dance… digital underground… a great song!