Yeesh, it’s bad when you wake up in the dead of night to attend to your crying child and as you stumble back to bed Jessica Simpson’s horrible new song, A Public Affair starts playing in your head. That’s what happened to me last night. I heard that damn song on the radio last night and apparently my sleep addled brain was just awake enough to remember that. Greeeaat. I hate that song. I heard some DJ compare her to Madonna yesterday and I almost ruined my car’s upholstery by vomiting up my morning toast. Madonna? Excuse me what? I DON’T think so. Has the Ms. Ex-Lachey reinvented herself ever? If you count not wearing red pleather anymore a new image then I guess, but come on! Her music sucks! It’s beyond lacking creativity. I would rather listen to classic 70s southern rock which if you know me, you know I loathe it with the intensity of a thousand burning suns.

