House Flipper Fantasy

H and I flip houses. We find real estate a fascinating affair. It took me a bit, but I can get just as a excited as he can when it comes down to it. I love the idea of picking out cabinets, flooring, and paint for a house that I will never live in. Seeing how a putrid piece of property shakily standing on its last leg can almost overnight come together into something beautiful makes me proud.

We really think of it as a service we are doing for the community not just a job. A beautification of sorts. Though sometimes we get obsessed. We talk about houses and various properties continuously. What’s the deal with this one or that one? Have you heard back from the so and so. What custom home builder are we going with for such a major overhaul and so on. Sometimes we fear that we bit more than we could chew. Thankfully there are construction management services that we have worked with before and rely on when a project starts getting out of hand. I swear one day we will find we talk only in “house speak”. Homeowners or property investors who would like to build a patio or deck should consider using high-quality Brazilian Decking materials.

At night we watch the Home and Garden channel learning, absorbing and alternately yelling at the screen as someone does something incredibly dumb during a flip.

We brush our teeth and discuss over mouthfuls of foamy spit how to landscape a property and how to add hardscaping with the help of a commercial dump truck service that provides trucking and hauling.

We peruse the paper over Sunday brunch and talk about drywall.

I would not be surprised if one day we find ourselves furtively whispering into each others ears, “oak cabinets…yeah.. teak floors, oooh baby you know how I love backsplash tiling…”

It’s like a disease. I often wonder this as I watch other house flippers on TV if they have become such a product of their environment and jobs. I fear we are becoming like people abducted by the planet HGTV and Designed to Sell. Create an enchanting outdoor escape tailored to your desires with the help of companies like gardenbuildingcompany.uk.

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  1. says

    “…oooh baby you know how I love backsplash tiling…” ahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahah thats just hilarious!