There I was listening to my Saturday Snark, a.k.a. “Wait, wait, don’t tell me…” on NPR when I hear them discussing Kmart’s latest foray into fashion- Chastity Pants.
Immediately I had to go and look these puppies up. Was this some sort of joke? Nope. They are not and here is the proof– and bonus! They are already marked down!
While the whole needing a key to pry off some sort of metal belt is not an option (this is the millennium after all) I couldn’t help but wonder what the sam hell the slogan was doing being splashed across the butt. I mean seriously! Is that really the way to proclaim your stance these days? It doesn’t count unless it splayed across your tookas?
Is it any better than a shirt like this?
Ironic if you ask me. I mean, splash that across ones tush, but then be upset when a man (boy?) wants to touch it? You’re drawing their attention to the tush… contradictory if you ask me!