A Case of the Monday’s

I think my head exploded in my sleep last night. I keep hearing “sounds like someone has a case of the Monday’s…” in my head and my cranky pants are already chafing me. It is barely 9 a.m.

Hooray for days without sleep! Watch out world! Mummy is feeling crazy and has already gone off the rails! I’m a single parent for a few days and all TD can say is, “I want my Daddy.” Probably because tired, ass-dragging, non-working out Mommy has become ‘Mean Mommy’ full of deadlines, tasks and little patience.

I have the hardest time going to sleep and staying asleep these days and yet I’m exhausted beyond belief. I wouldn’t even let myself watch ‘True Blood’ last night in fear that it would further inhibit my sleep mojo. As it was I fell asleep reading ‘My Booky Wook’ on my chest. I’m sure Russell would be pleased.

I’m going to go find a cupcake to cram in my pie hole and pray for an army of sleep fairies to find me.