Scene: TD and The Comedian are waiting for me to pop some popcorn for them. Much jumping up and down in the kitchen is taking place.
TD: “POPCORN!! YEAH!”
The Comedian: “OPORN! OPORN!”
V: “Are you trying to say popcorn? Popcorn is oporn to you?”
The Comedian: “Oporn!”
TD: “What’s Porn?”
V: “Oh geez… um. How did we get from popcorn to porn in under a minute? (nervous laugh) She’s just trying to say ‘popcorn’. That’s all.
TD and The Comedian: “PORN! PORN!” (More jumping up and down.)
V: “NO! It’s Popcorn. Pop-cooornnnn.”
All need is for one or both these kids to go to someone else’s house or school asking for porn.
Let's never get our kids together again. It won't end well.