Put your party socks on everyone! What? You don't own party socks? What kind of person doesn't own party socks. I confess I have no idea what the hell party socks are supposed to actually look like but I think I could scrounge up a pair. I would imagine you would wear these to a party with a game of twister too. But that is just my guess.The product this week is .....Venom Lip Gloss by DuWop. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00021B1LO/sr=8-1/qid=1153943584/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-7333849-9488855?ie=UTF8It's been around awhile and Sephora claims it is phasing it out but I happen to love it. I wear coral tree most of the time. It can be found at Sephora online or drugstore.com another fave place of mine. What's great about Venom is that while I don't find it plumps my lips any I love the … [Read more...]

T.D. I can only guess is teething. I totally jinxed us last night by saying, "Oh, she went down so easy tonight." Yeah, she went down easy but she didn't stay down. 12:30 a.m.- on the dot. T.D. begins to cry. A small plaintive cry but it keeps going in little machine gun bursts. I get up and see she is wide awake and smiling at me. Oh no you don't baby! It's way too early in the morning to play. Stick pacifier in T.D.'s puckered mouth and go back to bed.12:40 a.m.- crying begins again. Little whines but they wake H and I. Well, I was not asleep but instead my mind was beginning to chug along and wake up more. Great. H goes in and pacy's her up.12:50 a.m.- the despot begins again. It's going to be one of those nights I imagine. I have no recollection of what happened here. I … [Read more...]

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I went to NYC this weekend to visit a friend. I had a FABULOUS time and it was very relaxing and exactly what I needed. I shopped, ate, drank and slept late! Whoo hoo! I had a facial, ate yummy cupcakes and wore strappy sandals and a cute dress. I had fun. On my own without H or T.D. and it was well needed. I came back happier and more relaxed and not because of some pill I took. Thanks Mary! You were a great host and I loved every minute of it. Except for that part where I bit it in Chinatown. Yeah, that sucked.Anyway, while waiting for my flight I was doing my usual looking around at my fellow passengers. I like to see who I'm sharing air space with. I try to guess who is going to be the freak and who is going to be the ass on the plane. It's fun. You should try it. You can hear … [Read more...]

That's ME! On my deck on the 4th of July. My friend Jeff took it. Pretty nifty huh? I'm impressed by his skillz. … [Read more...]

Already I am warning you loyal readers that there are going to be more than the normal (two)amount of posts today (probably 15). I've been away for a few days so I'm jonesing to blog and a lot has gone on. Hell, a lot has gone on in the last four hours it seems.Where to begin? First off it's taking a lot of concentration to type this post today because from the minute I sat down at my desk I've had almost constant vertigo. I'm thinking and hey, I'm not a doctor, but I think it might be stress. The thing is, work is not that bad right now. It might be psychological with work. Sigh. This makes me so sad that I just want to start crying. My head is once again pounding, my energy feels depleted and I'm nauseous. My head is spinning like a tilt-a-whirl. I'm like Lucille 2 for all you A.D. fans. … [Read more...]

Driving to work this morning I hear this on the radio. Charlie Sheen is asking for $1 Million per episode of his show 'Two and a Half Men'. Ok, if that isn't weird enough he feels he can command this price because 1.) he's been nominated for an Emmy for it, and 2.) It's the number one rated comedy show in the country. WHAT?! Seriously? That show is total crap! The few times I've accidently seen a minute or two of that moronic thing he's wearing the same stupid khaki shorts that I'm always afraid will show me more of Mr. Sheen than I want to see and that kid just looks fatter than he did the last time. How on earth is this the number one comedy?! WHO IS WATCHING THIS? Please tell me because no one I know watches this tripe.No wonder shows like Arrested Development and Sons & Daughters … [Read more...]

Random Thoughts That Have Popped into My Head Today1. Why do I get so many penis enlargement emails? I'm a girl.2. I think I want a new drug for PPD/stress. I think this and for the rest of the day Heuy Lewis's song "I Wanna New Drug" plays in my head off and on. 3. Do I have a lot of free time on my hands today or what? No I don't but it sure seems that way with my lack of concentration.4. Why DO I find Darth Vader so fascinating? Is it the cool shiny black outfit? The light saber in red? Or is it simply the fact that he can strangle someone just by pointing a finger? I choose all of the above and then some.5. How can I throw all this information about myself and life out there into the great beyond but I would be mortified if my MIL knew I have PPD.6. Yeah! Blood tests … [Read more...]

Recently it has come to my attention that a few of my readers think this whole blogging thing might make a decent book. I have thought about this idea but I'm also scared to death of being rejected so I just shy away from the very thought and laugh it off. Gee thanks! But um... eek no! So the question of the week, while a tad self-indulgent, is this:Would you read a book like this? Would you ACTUALLY buy a book based on this blog and compiled into story form? Let me know.... … [Read more...]

After that last post I feel the need to list the things that are good or I am thankful for.1. My breasts are now my fave thing on me. They actually have returned to normal. I'm impressed. Even my hairdresser is in impressed and felt the need to comment on them recently.2. Avon's Stretch Mark cream seems to actually be working! Those hideous purple streaks are going bye bye!3. Plus or minus depending on the day but I have 7.5 more pounds to go to get back to pre-baby weight. I guess I have to think of that as a positive.4. Off the z and I actually do think about sex despite what H might think.5. I am going to Jamaica!! … [Read more...]